Dil chahta hay, Chori Karoon, Jhoot boloon.
Sharab piyon, Rishwat khaaon, Qatal karoon,
aur
Jail Jaaon.
Shayad isi tarah kabhi main
President of Pakistan ban jaaon.
Girls hostel ki light 3 din se gayab
(Hazrat ALI A.S)
Zardari Ki Car K Neechay
Zardari Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gayaa
He Told Driver To Find The Owner Of This Little
Puppy To Give Compensation. Driver Went And
When He Cam Back , He Had A lot Of Roses
Around This Neck. Zardari Surprised to see & Asked Him.
Driver Said : Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh
Kaha Tha Ke Main President Zardari Ka Driver Hun?
Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gayaa Hay.
Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage or
Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya
Sara Palin Divorce Her
Sara Palin Divorce Her
Current Hubby and Get
Marriage vid Zardari.
Palin Becomes Vice
President Of U.S.A
Then
Zardari Kilss Palin and
Change The Will and
Which Says:
“Zardari Will Become
The Next President Of U.S.A
After My Death”
And Eventually Zardari
Becomes President Of US
Aftr 6 Months Of Palin ‘s Death
Bilawal Changes His Name To
“Bilawal Bhuuto Palin Zardari”
Then US Will Be Ours.
Zardari Eid Funny SMS
Tumhari Or Zardari Ki Ek Adat Same Hai.
Jantay Ho Kiya?
Woh Bhi Mujhe EiD WisH Nahi KarTa Or TuM Bhi.
BuT i WiLL NoT dO thE saMe Coz i hAve
GoT mY owN StyLe. sO hAve A Gr8 EiD.
Zubaida Aapa K Hifazti Totkay
“Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte waqat
aik juta 1 konay ma aur
1 juta 1 konay main raknay se
chapal chori nhi hoti”